Game Review: Batman: Arkham City (Xbox 360)

***Disclaimer: I have not solved all the Riddler puzzles and I haven't played as Catwoman because I'm not cool enough to have Xbox Live yet. Soooooo....yeah.***


This game is amazing.

Go buy it.

I'll wait...............

Oh. You want a review...? And I can't just go all fan-girl squee? Crap.

All right, if you want a real review, here goes...

Rocksteady has outdone itself.


They took everything I loved about the last game and made it BETTER.

As always, I'll try to keep it spoiler free.

Here's the story:

A little while after the events of Arkham City, Quincy Sharp has been elected mayor of Gotham City and has converted the crappy, dilapidated part of Gotham into a prison--Arkham City. Bruce Wayne voiced his outrage at the idea, considering the place where his parents were murdered is included in this new prison zone, but the prison was built regardless. Now, it houses all kinds of baddies: Joker and Harley Quinn, Two-Face, Catwoman, and Penguin just to name a few. And Penguin and Joker have some sort of turf war going on with Two-Face caught in the middle.

Bruce Wayne is blindsided and thrown into this crazy hell-hole after a public appearance.

And then you get to be Batman.

GAMEPLAY


There's not a lot different from the first go-round, to be honest. This time you start out with almost everything you finished Arkham Asylum with, but they do give you a few more playthings throughout the game to keep it interesting.

The combat system is a little more complicated this time. You can use multiple gadgets to take out baddies (I tended to use a LOT of explosive gel by accident), but in the heat of battle it's hard to remember what button combination uses what gadget, etc. Thugs also have new weaponry and even armor. The tazer wands are back *not by popular demand, I assure you*, as are machetes and guns, but now thugs can use shields or are protected by armor, and special combo moves are required to take them out. It's all very difficult to remember when there's a room full of 15 guys who want to kill you and adds a ridiculously hard, albeit fun in a masochistic sort of way, element to group combat. These situations force you to use all your skills, work on prioritizing enemies, and scream a lot at the TV.

Boss fights are WAY more complicated this time around. One forces you to use every possible sneaky way to take a foe out. And another is all about timing. And dodging. But mostly timing. Seriously, these are some of the best boss fights I can remember for a while. Especially the first one.

SOUNDTRACK


Again, music is very limited. Which isn't a bad thing. Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamil reprise their roles as Batman and Joker respectively, and bring back the fantastic banter and back-and-forth that made Arkham Asylum so great. Their exchanges are among my favorites for certain.

One of the cool things is, as you're flying around Arkham City (not in the Batjet, though *sadness*) you can pick up on inmates' conversations. As usual, some of them are totally disturbing and most are totally hilarious.

GRAPHICS


This game is just as fantastic as the last. I can't begin to tell you how gorgeous it is. Just as textured and diverse as Arkham Asylum, but transferred to an entire city. The minute detailing in areas like the subway, the industrial district, the former Gotham Police Department is fantastic. There's also a shifting between daylight and dark, but it's constantly cloudy so there's not a humongous difference.

Other

For me, this is one of the best improvements and one of the places where the game really shines. Riddler's back, but this time, there's more at stake. At certain points, you'll get a little box thingy and a riddle to answer. This unlocks a side-mission to rescue one of the medical personnel from an elaborate room the Riddler's set up. The consequence of not figuring out the secrets behind the room is the death of the victim. So thankfully there's more than hunting riddle answers and trophies. Also, the new riddles are HARD. Finding the trophies is HARD. Oy.

The other big addition is the phone calls. Zsasz is back, and he's crazier than ever. This time, he's excited to be killing random people in the city, and he taunts Batman with challenges to find the ringing phone. If Batman doesn't find the ringing phone, Zsasz kills whomever he's holding captive. Admittedly, I panicked during these segments. Yes, these are pixellated people, but I get totally engrossed in good games (much like good books), and I worked hard to find every ringing phone. That was my favorite side mission, and honestly, I was a little sad when I caught Zsasz.

OVERALL

Overall, I hope Rocksteady puts out 15 more of these games. The Arkham duet will become my favorite series when there's a third. And there will be a third. Rocksteady's making too much money off these games for there not to be a third. This is a well-rounded gaming experience that gives us an even better opportunity to be Batman, and who doesn't want that???

ADD strikes again...AGAIN.

i canNOT concentrate. rewriting chapter 9 has taken two days because i can't concentrate. it doesn't help that i try to accomplish this between the hours of 11PM and 7AM (i know, jack bauer would have had this done by 1130, and then he would have saved us from terrorists between 1-2AM), but this is pretty much when i have quiet time. so...yeah. chapter 9, WRITE THYSELF!

in other news, there is no other news. there are things i'm excited about, but no other news.

i'm looking forward to the start of football season, b/c it will be tim tebow season before it's chris-evans-in-blue-spandex-for-the-third-time season. sorry, folks. i'm excited. don't know if i mentioned yet that the former human torch of Fantastic Four fame will be donning the red, white, and blue of Captain America, but he is. hellz yes. whoever claims women aren't visually stimulated never met me and never saw this:

(picture this, in blue spandex.)


and now that you are sufficiently distracted as well, i shall continue. i'm working on paring down word count. chris evans has not helped with this, nor will he, although i'd like to cast him in the movie adaptation of the book. i'll make up a character if necessary.

(while we're in comic book land) i'm excited about the new batman game. i'm sure you remember my batman: arkham asylum lovefest from a few months ago. prepare for another one sometime next year (january, maybe?) the sequel will include lots more baddies and will be "darker" than the first. should be interesting given what they did with the first one. despite the fact that it takes place entirely within arkham asylum, the first game was absolutely phenomenal. it was nice to be able to take advantage of batman's stealth and various gadgets. maybe in the sequel, we'll get to take the batmobile out for a spin or fly around gotham in the batwing? pwease? the trailer only shows harley quinn nursing joker, most likely clearing his body of the titan serum (there's a blood transfusion going on; joker's weak). in all likelihood, joker won't be a major player, which leaves room for two-face and mr. freeze, both of whom have been confirmed by their respective voice artists. talia al'ghul has been confirmed as well, though it will be interesting to see how they decide to involve her. her father is presumed dead in the first one (he's in the morgue outside of penny's office, one of the solutions to riddler's riddles), so it's more likely that she'll lean toward friend more often than foe. her love story arc with batman might make an introduction and raise the stakes. what sucks more than losing your lady love? robin might also be in it. i kinda foresee him in a support role similar to oracle's, or maybe as a partner in certain parts of the game. i don't think he'll be terribly involved.

ok, enough of that. i really need to get back to this chapter 9 deal. it's 4 AM. maybe i'll have it written by 7... prollie not.